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Magherafelt District Council - Information on the area, council services, tourism, leisure and economic development.
Magherafelt Baha'i Community - Includes biographical details about Bahá'u'lláh, Founder of the Bahá'í Faith, as well as information on the Northern Ireland Bahá'í Choir.
Magherafelt and District Motor Club Ltd. - Information about events, competitions and membership.
Watty Graham's GAC - News, fixtures and history of the club.
O'Donovan Rossa GAC - Includes news, history, hall of fame, photo gallery, coaching information and details of the teams.
Lavey Parish - Information about St Mary's Chapel and the parochial house, plus local history, community resourses, parish records, photos and local links.
The Coburn Fine Arts Gallery - Gallery of work by the artist Ivor Coburn, includes information about art courses and tuition.
Dunamoney Loyalist Flute Band - Includes history, unionist links, photos and message board.
Lecumpher and Union Road Presbyterian Churches - Includes photos, articles, news and diary.
Magherafelt, a great place to live. - Comprehensive web portal about the historic, yet modern of town Magherafelt in Northern Ireland.
Lecumpher & Union Road Presbyterian Churches - News and information about these two Presbyterian Church in Ireland congregations. Also Organisations, missions, prayer, devotional, directory, youth, photos and location.
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The question is how to prolong being. -- Tom Robbins Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. -- Buck Henry Magherafelt A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist Magherafelt Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Magherafelt 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. -- Aristotle Magherafelt I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Magherafelt All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review Magherafelt "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard. -- Ed Howe Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Magherafelt There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably. -- Kant, Immanuel Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman Magherafelt Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Magherafelt Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Magherafelt If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aurelius Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith Magherafelt The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. -- Buddha Magherafelt Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things. -- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Magherafelt Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i Magherafelt A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous Magherafelt Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler Magherafelt Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Magherafelt "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Magherafelt Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Magherafelt "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais Magherafelt
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