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Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Portstewart Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Portstewart
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Portstewart "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Portstewart Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Portstewart
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Portstewart Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
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-- H. Jackson Brown Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
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-- Phyllis McGinley Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Portstewart
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
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-- Paulo Freire Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Portstewart I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Portstewart
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Portstewart The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
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-- Virginia Woolf Portstewart
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-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Portstewart It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
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-- Edward Abbey Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Portstewart
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
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-- Arthur C. Clarke I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
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-- Samuel Johnson "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Portstewart
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Portstewart The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Portstewart
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Portstewart It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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-- Buckminster At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
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-- Maurice Maeterlink Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
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-- Helen Giangregorio Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde Portstewart
