"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Hockey Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Hockey
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Hockey Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Hockey
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Hockey Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Hockey
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Hockey Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Hockey To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Hockey
Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Hockey This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Hockey
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Hockey The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Hockey
"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Hockey I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Hockey
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Hockey I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Hockey
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Hockey I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Hockey
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Hockey My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Hockey
