Northern Ireland Judo Federation - Governing body for Judo in the Province, contains general information about Judo as well as grade requirements, an events calendar, and club listings.
Ulster School of Traditional Karate - Based in Tyrone and Fermanagh with clubs in Omagh, Altnamuskin, Lisnaskea and Irvinestown. Includes training times and venues, events, news and contacts.
RM Taekwondo Academy NI - A newsletter, pictures, club and event information and a members' discussion forum.
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Martial Arts Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Martial Arts
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Martial Arts "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Martial Arts
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Martial Arts Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Martial Arts
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Martial Arts "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
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"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Martial Arts Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Martial Arts
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Martial Arts I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Martial Arts
"To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Martial Arts Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Martial Arts
The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Martial Arts "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Martial Arts
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Martial Arts To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Martial Arts
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Martial Arts "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Martial Arts
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Martial Arts That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Martial Arts
