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Irish Climbing On-line - Includes events, news, weather, lost and found, tourist information, crag guides, wall notes, pictures, clubs, facilities to add to the site's information, a mailing list and contact data.

Northern Ireland Mountain Runners Association - Includes news, calendar, results, photographs and discussion forum.

Northern Ireland Orienteering Association - Includes fixture list, results, club contacts and information on mapped areas around the province.

QUB Mountaineering Club - Club trips and events, including details of past trips, pictures, committee details, notes and climbing grades and links.

Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde Outdoors Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. 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(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Outdoors A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Outdoors Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins Outdoors "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Outdoors The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are... -- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Outdoors A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Outdoors Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde Outdoors Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood Outdoors Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. -- Josh Billings "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. -- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Outdoors "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Outdoors Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting the generations to come. -- Montesquieu Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer Outdoors My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Outdoors Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. -- Sigmund Freud "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw Outdoors If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx Outdoors "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Outdoors When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Outdoors Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake Outdoors That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly. -- Bhagava Gita Outdoors
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