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Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Pets
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Pets Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Pets
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Is there life before death?
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in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Pets No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Pets
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
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unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Pets
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
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-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Pets I have spread my dreams under your feet;
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-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Pets
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Pets Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Pets
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
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-- Fred Astaire The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
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-- T. S. Eliot Pets Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
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-- Joan Collins Pets
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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-- Andre Gide Pets
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
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other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Pets "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Pets
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-- Oscar Wilde By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Pets
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Pets A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Pets
