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Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Rugby Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Rugby
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Rugby "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Rugby
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Rugby "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Rugby
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Rugby Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Rugby
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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computer that th There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
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-- Aesop You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Rugby
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Rugby War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Rugby
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Rugby Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Rugby
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Rugby "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Rugby
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Rugby "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Rugby
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Rugby It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Rugby
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Rugby Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Rugby
