"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Water Sports Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Water Sports
May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Water Sports He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Water Sports
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Water Sports There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Water Sports
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Water Sports An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Water Sports
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Water Sports English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Water Sports
He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Water Sports The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Water Sports
We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Water Sports There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Water Sports
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Water Sports And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Water Sports
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Water Sports "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Water Sports
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Water Sports My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Water Sports
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Water Sports Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Water Sports
