Ireland Messianic Jewish Foundation - An awareness and information outreach seeking to encourage, enlighten and enlarge the Messianic Community, both Jewish and Non-Jewish,on the island of Ireland.
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Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Christianity Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Christianity
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Christianity "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Christianity
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Christianity Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Christianity
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Christianity "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Christianity
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Christianity "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Christianity
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Christianity Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Christianity
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Christianity Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Christianity
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Christianity "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Christianity
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Christianity The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Christianity
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Christianity Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Christianity
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Christianity We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Christianity
