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Methodist Church In Ireland - Church working across the island, with news, diary, discussion area, contact notes, background and history, details of congregations, missions and chaplains, works, resources and links.
Castlewellan Holiday Week - History, event highlights and booking details for this Summer fellowship and teaching event organised by Methodists in Ireland.
Glengormley Methodist Youth Choir - GMYC sings weekly in many settings around Ireland as well as their home congregation, Glengormley Methodist Church. Contact details and calendar available.
Lay Witness Movement - A network of lay people who seek to share their experience of Jesus Christ with others - primarily through weekend events with local congregations. Overview, news, archives and contact.
Methodist Church in Ireland-Resources - Unofficial site. E-mail, website and photo links to many congregations.
SoulZone - Information, booking details and photo galleries for the Autumn Soul, Soul Mates, Ultimate and Awesome events - organised by the Department of Youth and Children's Work, Methodist Church in Ireland.
Fellowship Of Independent Methodist Churches - Official website. List of churches, history, doctrine, Bible study, missionary focus, youth, camps, magazine and news.
"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Methodist "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again. -- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata Methodist In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Methodist Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff Methodist Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. -- Charles Evans Hughes Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. -- Samuel Paterson Methodist A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. -- Anon. All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright Methodist "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Methodist A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Methodist "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? Methodist We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West Methodist If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury Methodist Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madame de Rieux Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Methodist When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Methodist Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Methodist "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. What a difference there is between what we say and what we think. -- Racine Methodist Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Methodist I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Methodist "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. -- Anonymous Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Methodist Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Ehrlich Methodist Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Methodist Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. -- Anaïs Nin "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Methodist I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Methodist
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