Total Ireland Tyrone - A short guide to the county. Includes links to tourism and business.
Tullyhogue - Site provides slightly humourous information for tourists to this small town. Pictures of the local 'attractions' as well as short descriptions are included.
The Valley Medical Practice. - Surgeries in Fivemiletown and Clogher. Includes news, staff profiles, opening hours, clinics, services and self-help information.
Tyrone Links - A portal containing hundreds of links to websites about County Tyrone.
Tyrone Chat - Dedicated chatroom for the people of County Tyrone.
Tyrone Community Online - Includes chat, messaging, email, useful local links, forums and tech help for the new user.
Tyrone Guide Live - Directory with links to local accommodation, shopping and services.
Local Ireland: Tyrone - A portal containing literally hundreds of links to sites relating to Tyrone.
Caledon, Co. Tyrone, Northern Ireland - Site about the historic plantation village of Caledon located on the border between Tyrone, Armagh and Monagahan
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Tyrone A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Tyrone
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Tyrone "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Tyrone
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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-- Jane Austen Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Tyrone "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Tyrone
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Tyrone They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
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-- Anonymous Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
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-- Albert Einstein Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock Tyrone
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Tyrone Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Tyrone
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Tyrone If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Tyrone
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Tyrone "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Tyrone
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Tyrone "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Tyrone
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Tyrone "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Tyrone
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Tyrone Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Tyrone
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Tyrone You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Tyrone
