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Aughnacloy Primary School - Basic information about and contact details for the school, and a pupil's charter.
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Aughnacloy Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Aughnacloy
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Aughnacloy The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Aughnacloy
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Aughnacloy He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Aughnacloy
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Aughnacloy To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Aughnacloy
Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Aughnacloy The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Aughnacloy
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Aughnacloy "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Aughnacloy
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Aughnacloy Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Aughnacloy
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Aughnacloy If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Aughnacloy
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Aughnacloy "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Aughnacloy
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Aughnacloy LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Aughnacloy
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Aughnacloy Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Aughnacloy
