Kelly's Beauty Tree - Salon for all beauty needs and relaxation requirements. Descriptions of treatments available with prices and contact information.
Ardgort House - Bed and breakfast accommodation. Includes information and photographs about the house and area.
The Derg Arms - Bar, restaurant and guesthouse with menus, opening times, room rates, events and local information.
Castlederg High School - Features photos, video clips, news and information about the curriculum.
The Forge Cottage - Self-catering accommodation with photos, facilities and tariffs.
Trixxxters MCC - Includes club history, newsletters, photos and events.
Castlederg - Brief information about the village. Includes history, businesses and local sports.
Maries Hair International - Hair salon. Online booking facility, price information and company information featured.
Paddy Mc Evoy Show Jumping Services - Designers and manufacturers of show jumping fences for horses. Details of the various fences on offer and contact details for purchase enquiries.
Mini Cooper Sport SE - A personal hobby site with information, pictures and links related to the mini cooper.
www.viscountni.co.uk - Suppliers of blinds and garage doors. Contact details and a map to location.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Castlederg "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Castlederg
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Castlederg When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Castlederg
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Castlederg "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Castlederg
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Castlederg I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Castlederg
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Castlederg Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Castlederg
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Castlederg "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Castlederg
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Castlederg Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Castlederg
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Castlederg Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Castlederg
He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Castlederg If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Castlederg
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Castlederg Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Castlederg
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Castlederg "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Castlederg
