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Clogher Cricket Club - Includes club information, results, fixtures, squad details and statistics.
Clogher Valley Rural Centre - Information on the centre's aims, facilities and projects.
William Carleton Summer School - Celebrates the life and work of novelist William Carleton and is a venue for Irish arts, literature and history studies. Includes programme and booking information.
Corick House Hotel - Provides information about the rooms, bars, restaurant, wedding and conference facilities. Also includes history and location map.
Microchannel Technologies Ltd. - Search engine optimisation firm offering search engine-friendly web design, web page optimisation, pay-per-click administration, and submission services.
Eurolink - A group set up to promote trans-national links and partnerships. Information on the project, funding, resources, placements and other activities available.
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Somerset Maugham In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" Clogher This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley Clogher All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Clogher "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. -- George Bernard Shaw Clogher "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Clogher We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Clogher The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Clogher "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides Clogher Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais Clogher Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Clogher Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford Clogher Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. 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