An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Dunamanagh The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Dunamanagh
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Dunamanagh "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Dunamanagh
"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Dunamanagh All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Dunamanagh
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Dunamanagh "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Dunamanagh
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Dunamanagh Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Dunamanagh
Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Dunamanagh A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Dunamanagh
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Dunamanagh Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Dunamanagh
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Dunamanagh If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Dunamanagh
"Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Dunamanagh What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Dunamanagh
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Dunamanagh "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Dunamanagh
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Dunamanagh "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Dunamanagh
