Eurocoach - Coach hire service. Details of coaches and directions to the main office.
Rosie's Introduction Agency - Provide introductions for singles. Includes details about the business along with contact information.
Dungannon Rugby Football Club - An unofficial site which includes news, results and league tables for the club and a good collection of action and player photographs.
Dungannon Silver Band - Includes history, news, photos, contacts and membership information.
Parkview Surgery - Practice information, including surgery times and area map.
Ewing Brothers - National and international transport services. Service and fleet information.
Howard Memorial Pipe Band - Includes event information, competition results, photos and band history.
Parish of Dungannon - Mass times, contact details, parish history, parish organisations, bulletin. Frames dependent.
Dungannon Life - Information on local amenities, attractions, accommodation and entertainment.
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Dungannon Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Dungannon
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Dungannon "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Dungannon
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Dungannon "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Dungannon
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Dungannon The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Dungannon
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Dungannon I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Dungannon
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Dungannon Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dungannon
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Dungannon There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Dungannon
"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Dungannon My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Dungannon
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Dungannon "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Dungannon
Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Dungannon When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Dungannon
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Dungannon the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Dungannon
