To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Man and wife make one fool. Computers and Internet A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Computers and Internet
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Computers and Internet The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Computers and Internet
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Computers and Internet For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Computers and Internet
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Computers and Internet I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Computers and Internet
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Computers and Internet You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Computers and Internet
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Computers and Internet There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Computers and Internet
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Computers and Internet People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Computers and Internet
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Computers and Internet If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Computers and Internet
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Computers and Internet May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Computers and Internet
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Computers and Internet Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Computers and Internet
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Computers and Internet "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Computers and Internet
