I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Travel and Tourism Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Travel and Tourism The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Travel and Tourism Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Travel and Tourism Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Travel and Tourism
"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Travel and Tourism "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Travel and Tourism
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Travel and Tourism
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Travel and Tourism "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Travel and Tourism
A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Travel and Tourism
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Travel and Tourism A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Travel and Tourism
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Travel and Tourism "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Travel and Tourism
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Travel and Tourism A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Travel and Tourism
