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"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Fintona Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Fintona
Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Fintona "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Fintona
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Fintona "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Fintona
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Fintona When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Fintona
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Fintona When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Fintona
An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Fintona Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Fintona
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Fintona Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Fintona
An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Fintona A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Fintona
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Fintona All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Fintona
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Fintona Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Fintona
I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Fintona Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Fintona
