Fivemiletown Creamery - Traditional Irish cheese makers with company profile and contacts.
The Four Ways Hotel - Includes facilities, online reservations and local information.
The Valley Hotel - Bar, disco, restaurant and accommodation with online booking.
Modernweb - Web site design implementation and site upgrades, with demonstrations and company profile. [Flash]
William Bell Tractors - Massey Ferguson, Ford and John Deere dealer also offering spare parts and workshop services. Includes company profile and contact details. [Flash]
Sandra Irvine and Co - Chartered accountants and registered auditor. Includes company profile, services, specialisms and FAQs.
Kea Designer Sportswear UK - Corporate clothing services. Product, service, contact and company information.
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Fivemiletown There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Fivemiletown
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Fivemiletown Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fivemiletown
Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Fivemiletown Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Fivemiletown
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Fivemiletown Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Fivemiletown
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Fivemiletown The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Fivemiletown
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Fivemiletown "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Fivemiletown
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Fivemiletown Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Fivemiletown
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Fivemiletown Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Fivemiletown
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Fivemiletown You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Fivemiletown
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Fivemiletown Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Fivemiletown
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Fivemiletown The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Fivemiletown
