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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Omagh "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Omagh
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Omagh Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Omagh
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Omagh In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Omagh
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Omagh Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Omagh
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Omagh He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Omagh
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Omagh The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Omagh
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Omagh I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Omagh
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Omagh Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Omagh
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Omagh Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Omagh
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Omagh "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Omagh
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Omagh "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Omagh