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- Oliver Wendell Holmes "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Agriculture Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein The best defense is a good offense.
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Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Agriculture This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Agriculture
I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
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-- Martin Mull I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Agriculture
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show A friend is a gift you give yourself.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Agriculture Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Agriculture
"For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
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- W.B. Prescott It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
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"It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Agriculture I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Agriculture
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Agriculture The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
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When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
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-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Agriculture MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Agriculture
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Agriculture "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Agriculture
"To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Agriculture Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Agriculture
"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Agriculture If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Agriculture