Omagh Community Church - A non-denominational Christian Church. Details of the various projects that take place in their community centre, as well as information on the church and its services.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Religion Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Religion
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Religion "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Religion
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Religion The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Religion
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Religion The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Religion
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Religion "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Religion
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Religion "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Religion
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Religion "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Religion
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Religion Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Religion
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Religion Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Religion
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Man and wife make one fool. "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Religion "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Religion
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Religion Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Religion
