Ulster American Folk Park - An outdoor museum which tells the story of emigration from Ulster to America in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.
Ulster History Park - An open air museum dedicated to the presentation of the history of human settlement in Ireland over the last 10,000 years.
An Creagan Visitor Centre - A visitors centre offering accommodation, conference facilities, restaurant and educational visits.
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Travel and Tourism
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Travel and Tourism
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Travel and Tourism Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Travel and Tourism I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Travel and Tourism The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Travel and Tourism
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Travel and Tourism
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Travel and Tourism Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Travel and Tourism
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Travel and Tourism Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Travel and Tourism
