Mountain View Self Catering Holiday Home - A privately owned holiday home available to rent, situated at the edge of the town of Omagh. Details of facilities and rates as well as pictures of the property.
Bankhead Bed and Breakfast - Bed and Breakfast situated 1.5 miles outside of Omagh. Caters for all tourists with a special interest in Dominic Kirwin fans. Rates and facility information provided.
Greenmount Lodge - Situated just outside of Omagh town on a working sheep and beef farm. Details of prices, directions and local attractions.
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Accommodation Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Accommodation
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Accommodation "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Accommodation
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Accommodation Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Accommodation
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Accommodation A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Accommodation
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Accommodation "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation
"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Accommodation "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Accommodation
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Accommodation The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Accommodation
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Accommodation If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Accommodation
His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Accommodation There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Accommodation
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Accommodation Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Accommodation
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Accommodation Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Accommodation
