Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Seskinore Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Seskinore
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Seskinore The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Seskinore
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Seskinore Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Seskinore
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Seskinore Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Seskinore
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Seskinore For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Seskinore
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Seskinore The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Seskinore
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Seskinore "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Seskinore
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Seskinore Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Seskinore
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Seskinore It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Seskinore
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Seskinore It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Seskinore
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Seskinore I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Seskinore
