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All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
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-- H.L. Mencken I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
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- Bill Hirst "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Sion Mills
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
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he is in her.
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-- Albert Einstein Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Sion Mills
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Sion Mills The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
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-- Arnold Bennett There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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inex "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Sion Mills
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Sion Mills Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Sion Mills
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Sion Mills If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Sion Mills
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-- Helen Rowland 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Sion Mills Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Sion Mills
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Sion Mills "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Sion Mills
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Sion Mills Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Sion Mills
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Sion Mills The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Sion Mills
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
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-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Sion Mills
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Sion Mills Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Sion Mills
