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-- Jerry Olson Stewartstown
Honor the ocean of love.
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Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Stewartstown
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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-- Robert Browning Stewartstown If you are going through hell, keep going.
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-- Bertolt Brecht Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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-- LaRouchefoucauld Stewartstown Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Stewartstown
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
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-- WARREN BEATTY Stewartstown
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Stewartstown
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
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reading.
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-- Thomas Jefferson Stewartstown
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
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-- Lenny Bruce Stewartstown Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Stewartstown
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
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-- Robert Browning Stewartstown
