The Caravan Club - Club for touring caravanners, motor caravanners and trailer tenters.
The Camping and Caravanning Club - Resource for members and non-members. Contains a site finder, details of benefits for members, technical help, news, and joining details.
Sterling Caravan Owners Club - For owners of the Sterling range of caravans. Features news, rallies, history, photos, and dealer list.
Freedom North East 2000 Caravan Club - Rally programme, caravan news and information, picture board and a contact page of relevant organisations.
Rists Caravan and Camping Club - Staffordshires caravan club for touring caravans, motor caravans and tents. Contains membership information, camping locations, practical help, free e-mail and resource links.
Caravanclubs.com - A directory with information on clubs, sites and insurance.
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-- Stephen Leacock Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
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-- Kenny Ausubel Clubs Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
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when you r "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Clubs You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
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It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
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-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
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-- Albert Einstein The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Clubs
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
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-- James Holt McGavran There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes Clubs If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Clubs
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Clubs Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
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-- Philo Vance Clubs
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Clubs Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
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-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
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-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Clubs
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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-- Peter F. Drucker Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Clubs "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
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-- Alvin Toffler "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Clubs
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Clubs blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Clubs
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Clubs Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Clubs
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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- Albert Einstein If we don't change the direction we are going,
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-- Chinese saying Clubs "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Clubs
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
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-- G. K. Chesterton I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Clubs Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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