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Lyme Juice - Offbeat reports of news and events in the Lyme Regis area of West Dorset.
Sophie's Cartoons - Cartoons by a British cartoonist about work, food, computers, Y2k, women, cars, camels, life.
Wymsey Village Web - The nick on the cutting edge of rural parody: goings-on galore from deep in the country, meet the people, see the sights, send a postcard and get all the doo-doos in the Wymsey Chronicle.
Zipadeeday.com - E-zine covering the humorous, the weird and the strange but all true. Readers' contributions are welcome.
Things to Ponder Over - What makes us go Hmmmmm..... Views on some of life's oddities. Submit your own for publication.
HGV - A satirical look at the driving of HGVs on the roads of the UK, as viewed from the car behind.
The Clan McMidgey from Bonnie Scotland - These fun loving characters are available for the promotion of Scottish tourism and products. Children will also love these cute little midgeys.
Puckoon - Includes spoof newsletter Puckoon News and message board and mailing list.
Monty Python Media - A selection of Monty Answer Machine Messages, Icons, Sounds and Wallpapers for your enjoyment.
Bugrit.com - Life across the Pond. A humorous look at life in general from a Brit in the USA.
Nickname Generators - Slushy Valentine's day nickname. Disliked boss's nickname creator and the surreal - your food nickname creator.
The Brains Trust - British and International news satire written by those genuinely 'in the know'.
The Goon Show Depository - The definitive information source for Spike Millignan's highly esteemed Goon Show. The site contains the unique "Goonbase".
The Whitley Bay Citizen Newspaper - The official satirical newspaper of Whitley Bay, near Newcastle, England.
cheekyhalf - Peek into the beer soaked world of these Northampton lads.
John Fanzine - Surreal/scarey animations and humour for humans.
JardMail - Repository of humourous, witty and amusing emails and attachments. With a comprehensive search engine, regular updates of new material and a weekly mailing list.
Cousin It - Comedy, ICQ .wavs, and links to other comedy sites.
Daily Reckless - Parody of tabloid newspaper.
The Team That Counts - Comics fun jokes and crosswords.
Michael Kelly's Page of Misery - Fun, misery, saloon-bar leftism.
Alnwick on Lion - Irreverent guide to life in the exciting area of Mid-Northumberland. Particularly read the review of the Northumberland Gazette.
Bizarre Bazaar - For all things weird and wonderful. Funny Picture galleries,competitions, items for sale, egreetings and mail-a-mate.
Clown Kevin - Circus, Puppets and Magic to see, games to play, and party planning tips from clown Kevin.
Fungus Turret - Euphemisms galore at this fungi themed comedy site.
ClownFrown - A cerebral brainstem pick-me-up. Quality writing, slick site design, competitions - a site for the intellectually able and also for those who need daily mental stimulation. It also welcomes submissions from readers.
Bob and Ernest - They're decrepit, they're on-line. Cyber Pensioners Bob and Ernest present this comedy magazine site. Includes free gift for every reader.
The Domicile - Funny Thought of the Day, and humourous rants on subjects as diverse as dieting, old people, eavesdropping and how to recognise a piano.
Harbottles Encyclocopedia - A light-hearted educational site. More fact than funny.
The Untitled Document - Distorting nothing, and laughing false gods off their earthly pedestals. Every Monday.
The Knutty Knights Humour Page - A glossary of humour, with example of all sorts of types.
Christophe Courtin - A mix of jokes and weird news and facts.
Trivio - Jokes and e-greeting cards, A compilation links.
Victor Meldrew Stand Aside / Sergeant Schultz - Moans fae somewhere in Fife and The Adventures of Sergeant Schultz fae Stalagluft Fintry
Dick's House - Enjoy Dick's double entendres and send one of his naughty e-greetings. Search the cartoon house via the animated house-cam to catch Dick and Fanny up to no good.
Hein - Calvert's electic mixture of student humour: sheep of the month, cheese impressions, opinionated features, message boards, visitor profiles.
The Edge of Panic - Kev and Ross give us their comic angle on life, dotty games and agony column.
Suffocate - Joke site, links and forum.
JamieLand - Land of Jamie O'Neill from Hereford, UK.
Dean and Nigel - How to blend in by Dean and Nigel.
TV Go Home - Near-the-knuckle spoof TV listings. Surreal North London media-centric programming.
The Geordie Citizen - A Spoof newspaper for all of Geordieland (Tyneside).
Military Humour - The British serviceman is famous for being able to laugh at himself. True stories and jokes from British Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen serving, past and present, around the world.
CompletelyDifferent - A British download site for fun images, video and executables.
Idiotica.co.uk - Spoof news and satire from London's swinging Beak Street.
All Info About Comedy - A comprehensive guide to British humour.
Online Lads - The finest taste in lads humour. Chaps at the cutting edge of ladism.
DoshTracker: Where Has My Money Been? - Tracking British Sterling notes.
readersheds - where you share your shed - Share your shed with fellow shed fanciers.
Parish Newsletter of Upper Quireboye - A humerous look at country life through the pages of the Parish Newsletter of the village of Upper Quireboye and the parish church of St Fellatio.
Who Ate All The Pies? - A general site, sometimes funny if you're lucky. With daily updates from occasionally funny people. Plus creative swearwords galore - every one's a winner!
PatchedUp - Featuring: art pictures for sale, weird wide web, news and shop.
Other Listings Magazine - Satirical and surreal reader-submitted television listings.
TV Misguidance - Surreal television listings assembled from fragments of real ones.
Not David Bailey - Catalogue of Strange Photography - Featuring: News, postcards, jigsaws, and competition.
Fact Sheep - Displays an interesting or unusual fact from an evergrowing database. Visitors can submit facts of their own for inclusion.
The Simms of Snodland - All you ever wanted to know about Snodland, playground of the jetset and gate way to the South (or North, depending which way you are going)
Gremlins Silly Pages - Jokes, cartoons, animations, and links.
Captain Bird Si's Exceedingly Good Homepage - Strong language on this site, but very weird and funny at the same time. If you like that kind of humour, check it out.
Globalg UK - British humour, girls (clean fun), jokes, web tips, PC tips and personal stories.
Jobless Centre - Your online guide to surviving life on the dole.
Channel Z Television - Chronicles the adventures and misadventures of a fictional satellite TV station. Includes biographies for and gossip about staff members, blurbs about programs, and station history.
Beachcomber (J.B. Morton) - A tribute to the English humourist 'Beachcomber' (J.B. Morton, 1893-1975). His work has inspired Spike Milligan, Private Eye and Monty Python.
Misbehave - A collection of twisted humor, funny stories, news, cartoons and interviews.
Its A Funny Old Game - Weekly football and sports satire.
The Les Dennis Experience - Spoof fan site about the comdeian, contains obscenities.
Chaffley - Surreal spoof news and information site for this fictional east coast town. Includes daily articles, a daily comic strip and a history section.
The Cwm Bargoed Express - A Spoof local Welsh newspaper.
Diverting News - Read news and views with a different slant, then express your thoughts on these or any other subjects.
Funky Stuff - Downloads, jokes, online games, free E-mail, illusions, and message board.
Madame Cholets Homepage - A parody of life as a womble and the typical English housewife.
The Phantom Review - Spoof site with news and reviews on the world of the supernatural, paranormal, and the unexplained.
The Bunce - A satirical magazine, using comedy to address issues in Western society.
The Poke - Satire, humour, links and funny photos.
Comedy Monologues - Fairly truthful tales from the North of England. Comedy monologues in the classic style written and illustrated by Gary Hogg.
UKDaily - Satire on life in the UK.
UmmaGumma - Collection of funny photos, cartoons, jokes and video clips.
The Shed - Monthly humour e-zine with stories, satire, rantings and jokes.
mediapill - Fornightly guide to entertainment gone wrong.
Weebl and Bob - Short Flash animation stories of Weebl and his friend Bob as seen on MTV. Contains a forum, fan art and selected links.
Whoohoo! - Amusing translations of British dialects including; cockney, geordie, Irish, scouse, Yorkshire and brummie versions as well as the popular Ali G.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust - Collection of untrustworthy pieces of information that have found their way onto the internet, which people using the internet believe to be true.
Comedy Online London - Stand up comedy and cabaret listings for clubs, pubs, comedians and comedy venues in London.
World Wide Humour - Bad news stories of the week from a different angle, Marie Internet the online agony aunt and comedy sketch scripts by Johnny.
Club Beer - Cult British site celebrating music that only sounds good when you're drunk. Plus take the "Are You Drunk?" test, spoof drunk celebrity dating agency and read the pub making tips.
The Brishish Invasion Squadron - Based around a group of friends from Motley Fool message board after it went subscription only, with an ID parade, a selection of quizzes and caption competitions.
Fat Dancer - UK based satirical publication on topics that include politics, love, sex and television.
The Crappy Animation Cinema Foyer - A collection of lo-fi animations by Toby Tripp.
The Adventures of Tom & Robin - The humourous fables of two students with too much time on their hands with comical adventures and projects, guides to life and top 100 lists.
Top Fun Websites .com - The place to find entertainment on the net - See all the top rated sites the web has to offer for value of click with fun websites, online games, free e-cards, OekakiPoteto drawing community and chat rooms.
My Nan Could Do Better.com - Angry? Frustrated? Fed up? Want to whinge and complain? Come on over and get it all off your chest! News and forums of all things rubbish in the world.
What should I put on the Fence? - Howard De Walden Estates in London, W1, won't let me lock my bike to the fence. So I am putting other things on the fence instead.
The Puckered Star - Features entertainment, letters, horoscopes, and advice. Published weekly.
The Daily Drone - Claiming to be the Web's silliest column by Alastair McIntyre, a journalist from the Daily Express with a British humour slant.
Feel Welcome - Joke Art, Comedy Photography and Very Short Fiction - by Toby Tripp
Dan Sroka's Unpublished Proceedings - Contains adult humour, satire and comedy from writer Dan Sroka. 3 stories per volume.
Pub Fight - Answering the age old question 'Who would win a fight between...?'
Inside Martin's Brain - Insane ramblings and other irrelevant issues from Martin's brain!
What's the point? - Shiola.com - See horrorscopes, Big Ron's Bingo, useless polls, porno domain names and tips on stitching your mates up.
The Adventures of Mini Simon - Follow the adventures of mini Simon as he visits some of cardiff's hottest night spots.
BritainSucks.com - An examination into all the is irritating about being British and Britain and a comparison with other parts of the world.
Trepanning Parish Council - Possibly a parody of an isolated Cornish village and its strange goings-on.
DizzyBint - 80's memories, bint trumps, pictures, CD & DVD reviews, Everything for todays bint!
The alternative voice of Scotland - It's not about kilts, tartan, golf, heather or shortbread. It's about the Scots their humour and attitude.
Disappointment. - Eclectic site from the UK which features spoofs of scripts, magazines, and personalities; musings on stalking celebrities; and a section on Basil Brush.
Crunt.co.uk - Satirical comment on news, poltics and celebrities.
EasyRocket - Budget space travel and holidays. Includes price list and launch schedule.
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room. -- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Humour Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Humour If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Humour The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Humour I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. -- T.S. Eliot Humour He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. -- French saying Humour "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Humour CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the disg Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx Humour "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Humour I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Humour I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Humour Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Humour We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way to bet. -- Damon Runyan Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire Humour You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r Humour To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Humour Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Humour Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Humour "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Prejudice is the child of ignorance. -- William Hazlitt The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Humour He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise -- William Blake blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. -- Groucho Marx Humour Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard Humour "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Bohr "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Humour "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Humour
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