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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Chihuahua Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Chihuahua
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Chihuahua "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Chihuahua
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Chihuahua "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Chihuahua
We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Chihuahua Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Chihuahua
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Chihuahua You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Chihuahua
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Chihuahua My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Chihuahua
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C What's new? Most of my wife. The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Chihuahua A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Chihuahua
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Chihuahua Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Chihuahua My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Chihuahua
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Chihuahua "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Chihuahua
blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Chihuahua I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Chihuahua
