He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Dachshund Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Dachshund
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Dachshund Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Dachshund
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Dachshund Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Dachshund
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Dachshund The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Dachshund
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Dachshund A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Dachshund
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Dachshund Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Dachshund
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Dachshund There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Dachshund
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Dachshund Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Dachshund
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Dachshund Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Dachshund
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Dachshund "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Dachshund
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Dachshund "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Dachshund
