Dog Club UK - A directory of dog related sites in the UK.
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Directories Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Directories
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Directories "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Directories
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Directories War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Directories
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Directories Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Directories
"Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Directories Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Directories
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Directories Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Directories
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Directories Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Directories
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Directories I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Directories
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Directories And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Directories
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Directories "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Directories
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Directories I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Directories
