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Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) American Football Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane American Football
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart American Football A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry American Football
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician American Football When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw American Football
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi American Football "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins American Football
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen American Football You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man American Football
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons American Football If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) American Football
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary American Football Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince American Football
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson American Football How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw American Football
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl American Football blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham American Football
"Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous American Football Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull American Football
To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart American Football "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. American Football
