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Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Chester Jets If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Chester Jets
Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Chester Jets "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Chester Jets
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-- Jack Welch "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Chester Jets I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Chester Jets
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Chester Jets A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Chester Jets
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Chester Jets The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Chester Jets
We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Chester Jets "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Chester Jets Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Chester Jets
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Chester Jets It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Chester Jets
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staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
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-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Chester Jets When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
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Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Chester Jets He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Chester Jets
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Chester Jets "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
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