Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
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-- Typewriting exercise Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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-- Cynthia Heimel In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
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-- Joseph Addison The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
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-- Montesquieu The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
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-- John Ciardi Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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-- Millard Fillmore, dying words The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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