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We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Bowling Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Bowling
"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Bowling The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Bowling
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Bowling Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Bowling
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Bowling A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Bowling
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Bowling Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Bowling
Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Bowling "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Bowling
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Bowling There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Bowling
Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Bowling Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Bowling
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Bowling Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Bowling
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Bowling "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Bowling
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Bowling Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bowling
