Warrington Anglers Association - Game and coarse fishing on over fifty waters including lakes, canals and rivers spread throughout North-West England and into Wales.
National Federation of Anglers - Governing body for freshwater angling. Area clubs, membership details, fisheries and environmental information and news items.
Professional Boatmans Association - Promoting safety at sea. MCA Codes of Practice, fishing issues, directory of boats for charter and sale. UK.
His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Associations Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Associations
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Associations "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Associations
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Associations I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Associations
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Associations Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Associations
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Associations Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Associations
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Associations "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Associations
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Associations True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Associations
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Associations The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Associations
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Associations We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Associations
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Associations "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Associations
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Associations "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Associations
