MFHA: National Events - Calendar of season's hound shows, point-to-points and cross-country team events.
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Events Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Events
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Events Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Events
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Events Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Events
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Events A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Events
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Events There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Events
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Events Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Events
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Events "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Events
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Events Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Events
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Events "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Events
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Events "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Events
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Events "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Events
