I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Organisations "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Organisations
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Organisations Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Organisations
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Organisations Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Organisations
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Organisations I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Organisations
The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Organisations "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Organisations
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Organisations We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Organisations
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Organisations My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Organisations
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Organisations Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Organisations
blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Organisations Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Organisations
Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Organisations "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Organisations
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Organisations Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Organisations
