Darts Around Essex - A well packed information site about darts, not only in the Essex region but also world-wide. Numerous links to local and international sites of interest to all dart players.
toetheoche - Contains match reports, and diary, editorials, player profiles, rankings, and links to governing bodies.
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Darts "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Darts
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Darts Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Darts
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Darts We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Darts
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Darts "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Darts
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Darts "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Darts
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Darts "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Darts
It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Darts It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Darts
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Darts If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Darts
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Darts Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Darts
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Darts Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Darts
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Darts I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Darts
