The Scottish Blind Golf Society - Provides competition and training in golf for registered blind and visually impaired people. Includes information about the society, fixtures, results, the Order of Merit, society sponsors, free downloadable golf software and games, and related links.
NIBG - Official site of Northern Ireland Blind Golf. Includes tournaments, rules, sight classifications, and list of players and accomplishments.
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Golf When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Golf
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Golf The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Golf
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Golf Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Golf
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Golf Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Golf
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Golf A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Golf
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Golf Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Golf
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Golf Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Golf
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Golf I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Golf
"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Golf Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Golf
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Golf He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Golf
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Golf then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Golf
