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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Cricket There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Cricket
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Cricket "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Cricket
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Cricket Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Cricket
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Cricket Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Cricket
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Cricket Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Cricket
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Cricket Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Cricket
To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cricket "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Cricket
"I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Cricket The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Cricket
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Cricket Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Cricket
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Cricket Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Cricket
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Cricket He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Cricket
