St Johns Deaf Football Club - Club in London. Results, score charts, league positions and training information.
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
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-- George Carlin "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Football Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Football
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Football Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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-- English Proverb We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Football
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
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as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Football "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Football
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
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-- Salvador Dali Football
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
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- Gloria Steinem Football Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
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-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Football
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
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-- Bern Williams Football We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Football
blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Football The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Football
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Football What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Football If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Football
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
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gone beyond that.
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-- 'Doc' Edgerton Football Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
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They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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-- Voltaire Football The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Football
