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Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Golf An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Golf
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Golf The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
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-- August Strindberg All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Golf
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
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"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde I still live.
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-- Peter De Vries The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Golf Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Golf
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Golf When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
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Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Golf
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- Mark Twain Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
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take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Golf
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Golf Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Golf
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Golf I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Golf Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Golf
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Golf I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Golf
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
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-- Katharine Hepburn Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Golf There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Golf
