Garnet Access Project (GAP) - Provides access to the countryside for all disabled people on quad bikes and amphibious six wheelers. Includes information on their five acre canal side site near Chichester, West Sussex.
XDM - Extreme Disabled Motorsport - Off road motorsports in vehicles similar to quad bikes. Vehicle details, North Wales centre, booking and funding.
ParaRallying, East Yorkshire - Fully adapted rally car. Drive on both a loose gravel and tarmac instructed by a professional rally driver. What a day involves, booking and accommodation.
Daytona International - Outdoor circuit with cafe, conference facilities, wheelchair access and toilets, and karts adapted for the disabled. Manchester.
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