Classic Dressage International - Dressage livery/training yard in the chilterns. Super facilities and friendly atmosphere. resident trainer is Rebecca Patmore. Tack shop available.
British Dressage - Governing Body for Dressage in Great Britain.
Ingestre Stables - All aspects of training for both horse and rider, from the very first lesson through to examination or competition preparation. BHS Approved.
The Talland School of Equitation - Talland is one of the oldest Riding Schools in England training the beginner to Olympian both horse and rider!
Assouline-Dressage - Training for horse and rider up to Olympic level. Horses for sale. Riding at competitions on behalf of owners and sponsors.
Classical Dressage with Sylvia Loch - The trainer and authoress describes her methods and promotes her courses, books and videos with articles and diary dates.
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Dressage Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Dressage
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Dressage I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Dressage
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Dressage "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Dressage
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Dressage "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Dressage
His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Dressage Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Dressage
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Dressage All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Dressage
"... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Dressage I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Dressage
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Dressage You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Dressage
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Dressage "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Dressage
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Dressage Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Dressage
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Dressage "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Dressage
