2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Flying Discs Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Flying Discs "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
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After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Flying Discs Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
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We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Flying Discs No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
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"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Flying Discs After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare The nourishment is palatable.
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Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Flying Discs "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Flying Discs Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
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-- William James If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
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I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Flying Discs "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Flying Discs The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Flying Discs
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Flying Discs "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Marriage is a rest period between romances. The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
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-- Erich Fromm Flying Discs In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
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-- Mortimer J. Adler Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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