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Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Ultimate Frisbee "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Ultimate Frisbee
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Ultimate Frisbee Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Ultimate Frisbee
Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Ultimate Frisbee Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Ultimate Frisbee
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ultimate Frisbee "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Ultimate Frisbee
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Spinster: A bachelor's wife. In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Ultimate Frisbee I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Ultimate Frisbee
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Ultimate Frisbee We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ultimate Frisbee
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Ultimate Frisbee "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Ultimate Frisbee
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Ultimate Frisbee A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ultimate Frisbee
Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Ultimate Frisbee "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Ultimate Frisbee
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Ultimate Frisbee I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Ultimate Frisbee
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Ultimate Frisbee Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Ultimate Frisbee
