British Inline Skater Hockey Association (BISHA) - Official site for inline hockey and roller hockey in the UK. Provides inline hockey news, tournament reports, photographs, fixtures, league tables and results from all of the Associations.
Eastern Skater Hockey Association - ESHA is one of the twelve BiSHA regions and covers Essex, Hertfordshire, Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Norfolk and Suffolk.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President BISHA "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich BISHA
The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein BISHA I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) BISHA
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 BISHA In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
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-- Rita Rudner "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) BISHA
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton BISHA "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. BISHA
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) BISHA "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) BISHA
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe BISHA If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. BISHA
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison BISHA Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous BISHA I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein BISHA
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde My other wife is beautiful. I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President BISHA "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) BISHA
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) BISHA If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy BISHA
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) BISHA A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) BISHA
